"ALONE 'N OLD" Koozie (Cheap Shot Party Koozie Club 2020 Release #1)

Not every drink is celebratory. Sometimes, there's no one to clink glasses with or say "cheers" to. You're alone and you're old. But that doesn't mean you should have to put up with warm beer.

Dry your eyes, grab one of these stunning koozies, and stomp a mudhole in your sobriety. You might feel like a piece of trash, but at least you're not the only sorry sumbitch out there.

Welcome to the Cheap Shot Party Koozie Club. It only gets worse from here.