"Damaged Goods" Koozie (CHEAP SHOT PARTY KOOZIE CLUB RELEASE #18)

Imagine whipping the boys up into such a frenzy that they act like you’re their personal property. You even got dudes using photoshop in 1992 to create fake poolside pictures of you. They may think you're damaged goods, but you’re classier than either of those fuccbois. Keep killin' em this summer, and always make sure to keep those drinks cold. Just remember to stay away from dudes named Lex. Trust me.