"SEA CLOWN" KOOZIE (CHEAP SHOT PARTY KOOZIE CLUB RELEASE #21)

It's not easy being a merch person. Surprisingly, combining my love of wrestling and the drink hasn't resulted in the kind of windfall that I originally anticipated. Take pity on ya boy by grabbing one of these dumb koozies. Failure to do so might result in an unpleasant run-in with a certain dangerous mammal or two during your next night swim.